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New Car - Clean Joke A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around
town.
He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds or less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new set of bathroom scales.
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
Joke Added By: Paul
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