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Clean Fun Jokes
Well here we are, I've composed this collection of clean / kids jokes as I had a few days spare at weekend, hope you all like it. More clean jokes will be added each day until this is the biggest out there, well, hopefully! I'm going to need your help though so if you know a clean funny joke, please add it! If nothing else just to make me laugh :-)
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My Favourite Joke!
The Parrot
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam' ". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"
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Just Added!
These are the latest 10 Jokes to be added to the clean fun jokes site.
BlondeInto The WoodsBaseball GameThe WoodMountainsFishyPuzzledUmpiresGullsVampire |
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Random Jokes!
Smell
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
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